Twelve Days Of Christmas - Joan
Bray
On the first day of Christmas my true love said to me
I'm glad we brought fresh turkey and a proper Christmas
tree
On the second day of Christmas much laughter could be
heard
We tucked into our turkey, a most delicious bird
On the third day of Christmas we entertained the people from
next door
The turkey tasted just as good as it had the day before
On the fourth day relations came to stay , poor Gran looked
old
We finished up the Christmas pud and ate the turkey cold
On the fifth day of Christmas outside the snowflakes
flurried
But we were nice and warm inside, for we had the turkey
curried
On the sixth day I must admit the Christmas spirit died
The children fought and bickered, we ate turkey rissoles
fried
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love he did
wince
When he sat down at table and was offered turkey mince
On the eighth day nerves were frayed, the dog had run for
shelter
I served up turkey pancakes with a glass of alkaseltzer
On the ninth day our cat left home, by lunchtime dad was
blotto
He said he had to have a drink to face turkey risotto.
On the tenth day the booze had gone ( except for some
homemade brew )
And if that wasn't bad enough, we suffered turkey stew
On the eleventh day of Christmas the Christmas tree was
moulting
The mince pies were as hard as rock and the turkey was
revolting
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love had a smile
upon his lips
The guests were gone, the turkey too, and we dined on fish
and chips.