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A tongue-in-cheek Ode to Joan Bray |
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If she sends a letter she's a nuisance |
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If she telephones she's lazy |
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If she calls a meeting she's a pest |
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If she doesn't she's a slacker |
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If she asks for advice she's incompetent |
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If she doesn't she's a dictator |
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If she asks for a subscription she's impertinent |
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If she doesn't she's neglecting her duties |
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If she makes a decision she's exceeding her authority |
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If she doesn't she's a useless fool |
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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust |
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If no-one else will do it The Secretary must. |
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Source: |
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YMCA journal, via Pat Irving and 'modified' by Over Easy |